The Black Stary Cat

Today I went to Subway.

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”


(Source: beautilation, via getmehighandlickmyclit)


when you’re in a bad mood and your friend is trying to cheer you up


(via distraction)